It seems like we wait and wait all year for warm temps to get here, and then when they finally do, our weekend plans consist of relaxing before another week of work.
While you don't need to go crazy to have some fun, I do hope that your weekend brings you happiness and joy as you enjoy your time away from the office, factory, floor — or wherever you spend your work days.
But before heading out the door today, start your weekend off right with some corny jokes!
Q: What do Belgians cry?
A: Little chocolatiers.
Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
A: Because they cantaloupe.
Q: Did you hear about that new restaurant in outer space?
A: Yeah. The food is great, but there's no atmosphere.
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
That's all, folks! I hope you enjoy your long weekend with family and friends. If you're craving some more laughs, check out last week's Friday Food Funnies here. And if you have any jokes of your own that you would like to see featured, please feel free to email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.