Friday Food Funnies: Where Do One-Legged People Eat?

Another work week has come and gone, and that means it's time for the Friday Food Funnies. Start your weekend with some laughs!

Another work week has come and gone -- and I am preparing for a relaxing weekend of movies, house cleaning and catching up on my new book.

I'm not quite sure when I graduated into old-lady status, but sometimes it feels nice to just not have any plans after a long, demanding week at work.

But nonetheless, it is summer; a season that doesn't last too long here in Wisconsin. Surely I have to do something outdoors; something I can't do in the harsh of winter.

Okay, okay. I'll read outdoors! Easy solution.

Wherever your weekend plans take you, I hope this Friday Food Funnies help to get it started with a laugh.

  • Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of the muffins says, "Man, is it hot in here?" The other muffin says,  "Holy Crap!!! A talking muffin!"
     
  • A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an a**hole!
     
  • Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? 
    A:
    Gaelic breath.
     
  • Q: Where do one-legged people eat? 
    A: IHOP.
     
  • Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
    A: A rotisserie chicken.

That's all, folks! I hope you enjoy your long weekend with family and friends. If you're craving some more laughs, check out last week's Friday Food Funnies here. And if you have any jokes of your own that you would like to see featured, please feel free to email me at kari.imberg@advantagemedia.com.

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